Sunday, August 15, 2004

If you can't achieve immortality by not dying, you can at least achieve it by dying of something original.

Unheimlich Laboratories offer a full diagnosis and registration service, by which your current (or imminent) ailment can be archived in your name, in perpetuity.

To commence the scan, simply enter your name
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Andy's Lurgy
Cause:caught in hospitals
Symptoms:glow-in-the-dark saliva, gurgling, sudden facial paralysis
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The accuracy is unbelievable!

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